Showing posts with label Dota. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dota. Show all posts

Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Gaming Couple

The Dota Couple:
girl: I want to see your "frozen" throne.....
guy: only if you show me your twin base towers first and the forest too.....


soft musical theme plays in the background

after 2 hours long "game" ....... the throne has fallen...... sentinels win.....

The CS Couple:
guy: lets play a few rounds....
girl: Follow me!

guy: Go, Go, Go!
girl: cover me!

guy: You take the point
girl: Storm the front!!!

guy: Affirmative, Hold this position
girl: Roger, I'm in position

girl: sector clear
guy: reporting IN!!!

girl: Affirmative, go go go!
guy: stick together team

girl: regroup team
guy: hold this position

girl: taking fire need assistance....
guy: Roger, fall back!!

girl: Now, You take the point....
guy: roger, i'm in position

girl: hold this position
guy: storm the front

girl: stick together team
guy: SHE"S GONNA BLOW

guy and girl together : ENEMY DOWN!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Calling Dota, this is CS. Come in please!

CS : Go, go, go!
Dota: I gooooooooo..........
CS : Follow me.
Dota : Whatever you say.
CS : Hold this position.
Dota : By asharaaaaaaah!
CS : Storm the front!
Dota: Troll Smash!
CS : Fire in the hole!
Dota : You know what else is burning my ass? a flame about this high!
CS : Team fall back.
Dota : I may be blind but I am not deaf!
CS : Cover me!
Dota : What do you want from this old one!
CS : Report in team.
Dota : Ah! The great outdoors!
CS : Stick together team.
Dota : We are a team.
CS : Reporting in.
Dota : ring ring .... Hello! For the last time I am not the Deathgod, I am the Dreadlord.
CS : Get out of there, she's gonna blow.
Dota : hehehehehehehe, yo my homie.........